Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Zombie Dances: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod

    HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod
    Are you tired of your spouse becoming a gym-obsessed monster right before your eyes? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the gym transformation craze!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and watch as your character transforms into a buff, muscular powerhouse without ever setting foot in a real gym. Say goodbye to excessive workout videos and hello to endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

    Plus, with our special potion recipes, you can cook up some delicious virtual meals for your character to enjoy, all without the pressure of losing weight or becoming a gym rat. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the grips of the gym transformation madness!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Magic Items Found: 6962
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Zombie Dances: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • VacayCraft SMP

    VacayCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

    Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

    So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1114 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

    AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

    join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

    NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition
    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

    not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
    The Dominion <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/minecraft-smp/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    Lonely at Work Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Ores Mined: 7436
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • XmasGiftDramaCraft

    XmasGiftDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

    Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

    CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

    Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

    But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockyTurnOffs

    BlockyTurnOffs
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

    GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.


    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

    A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

    Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

    A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

    A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

    Q: Will the world ever reset?

    A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

    Q: What currency is used on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

    Q: Are there public farms available for use?

    A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

    Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

    A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1885 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8934 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 854
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 208 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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