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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
Falling into the Void: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Astral Projections Made: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 3049 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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