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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Farms Harvested: 427 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Ores Mined: 6719

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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