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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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