Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 22
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side

    Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? We’ve got it all!

    And if you’re wondering if you’re still white, don’t worry, because on our server, everyone turns into a rainbow unicorn after their first hour of gameplay. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Animals Bred: 131 Enchantments Applied: 87

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Potions Brewed: 52
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1876 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 119
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2095 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Alien Abductions: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Villages Defended: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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