Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

    ””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    Imagine this: You log on to our server and discover that your Minecraft girlfriend from 1991 had a secret child who may or may not be yours. The drama unfolds as you try to navigate the complicated relationships and decide whether or not to reveal the truth to the unsuspecting college-bound son.

    But wait, there’s more! Your own family gets involved, accusing you of being selfish and demanding that you be in the child’s life at all costs. Will you stand your ground or give in to the pressure?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!

    GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this guy who went on vacation without his girlfriend.

    Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?

    Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • RegretCraft SMP

    RegretCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the fiery pits of the Nether. Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your skills and sanity.

    As for regrets, well, let’s just say that one time I accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant slime pit and had to spend hours cleaning it up. But hey, it was totally worth it for the laughs and chaos it caused!

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, then come join our server and see what outrageous adventures await you. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 724 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BroCraftGenderSwap

    BroCraftGenderSwap
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore the ultimate gender-bending experience! Imagine a world where men transform into women and have to navigate the challenges of daily life in a whole new way.

    Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.

    But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GazaFamCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaFamCraft Minecraft Server
    haha, come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players dropping like flies, but don’t worry, 80% of them are just part of the crazy hamas gang or their weird family members. it’s like a never-ending battle for survival, but with more explosions and less politics. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyNaziArtist

    CraftyNaziArtist
    lol so like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap.

    join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.

    also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?

    so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4231

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Birthday Lie Craft

    Birthday Lie Craft
    so come join our minecraft server where age is just a number and we all act like we’re 5 anyways. we have a secret underground club where we host dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. our main attraction is the giant lava pit where players can try to jump across on pigback. trust us, it’s totally safe. we also have a special event every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Limitless Longevity Fun

    Limitless Longevity Fun
    join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9596 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

    But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BabyBlock Minecraft Server

    BabyBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where even the virtual hospital visits are causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of family dynamics in the virtual world.

    Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL

    HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pumpkin patches! Join us for a wild ride of stepdad bonding, sibling rivalry, and pumpkin carving galore.

    Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyHabit SMP

    CraftyHabit SMP
    Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place for all your wildest dreams to come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyCreeperClan

    CraftyCreeperClan
    On our Minecraft server, the key difference between winning and losing is whether or not you have a pet llama named Larry. Larry is the ultimate secret weapon in any battle, with his laser eyes and ability to summon a herd of angry chickens to attack your enemies. Trust us, you want Larry on your team.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

    So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 207 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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