Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • UberCraft: No Random Homes

    UberCraft: No Random Homes
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Animals Bred: 142 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockHeadzCraft

    BlockHeadzCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

    But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magic Items Found: 7255
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

    PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Mines Excavated: 4968 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

    Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Falling into the Void: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Gazde Survival

    Gazde Survival

    -> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

    -> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

    -> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

    -> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

    -> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

    -> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 40 Enchantments Applied: 170
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • WispRP

    WispRP

    Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

    Roleplay-Friendly Environment Over 30 Custom Races Medieval and Faction-Based World MorePlayerModels Mod Support Unique Brewery System Community & Events

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 340
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

    Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development
    BetterBusinesses Server

    BetterBusinesses Server Overview

    Server IP play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    YouTube BetterBusinesses YouTube Channel
    TikTok Follow us on TikTok
    Patreon Support us on Patreon

    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Thank you for being part of our community!

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Can I run any kind of business on the server? Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
    Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players? Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
    Can I hire employees for my business? Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server? While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Baby Bump Minecraft Server

    Baby Bump Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

    We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 308

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

    BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium
    come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Zombie Dances: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty AI Instructions

    Crafty AI Instructions
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

    We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

    Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4
    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
    🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
    🔧 Server Version: 1.21
    🎮 Vanilla World Features:
    • No world border
    • Various recipe add-ons for enhancing vanilla experience
    • High-end hardware for lag-free experience

    What Astros Reach has to offer:

    • Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
    • Free community-use creative world
    • Weekly and monthly events
    • Helpful and knowledgeable community
    • Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

    To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

    Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: When was Astros Reach established?

    A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

    Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

    A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

    A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

    Q: What version is the server currently running?

    A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 244 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

    The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server
    Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

    Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

    What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

    BoomerBlock Minecraft Server
    So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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