Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5016
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

    Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Gazde Survival

    Gazde Survival

    -> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

    -> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

    -> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

    -> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

    -> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

    -> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7435 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • WispRP

    WispRP

    Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

    Roleplay-Friendly Environment Over 30 Custom Races Medieval and Faction-Based World MorePlayerModels Mod Support Unique Brewery System Community & Events

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 20
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

    Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development
    BetterBusinesses Server

    BetterBusinesses Server Overview

    Server IP play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    YouTube BetterBusinesses YouTube Channel
    TikTok Follow us on TikTok
    Patreon Support us on Patreon

    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Thank you for being part of our community!

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Can I run any kind of business on the server? Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
    Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players? Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
    Can I hire employees for my business? Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server? While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Baby Bump Minecraft Server

    Baby Bump Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

    We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

    BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium
    come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty AI Instructions

    Crafty AI Instructions
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

    We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1476 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

    Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4
    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
    🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
    🔧 Server Version: 1.21
    🎮 Vanilla World Features:
    • No world border
    • Various recipe add-ons for enhancing vanilla experience
    • High-end hardware for lag-free experience

    What Astros Reach has to offer:

    • Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
    • Free community-use creative world
    • Weekly and monthly events
    • Helpful and knowledgeable community
    • Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

    To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

    Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: When was Astros Reach established?

    A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

    Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

    A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

    A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

    Q: What version is the server currently running?

    A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

    The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server
    Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

    Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Chimeras Created: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

    What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

    BoomerBlock Minecraft Server
    So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

    ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chores are the ultimate quest! Join now for a chance to sweep, dust, and wash bedding like never before. Our server is so lit, even the step daughter’s $1,000/month allowance can’t compete with the rewards you’ll earn from completing chores.

    Embark on a journey to balance out the chores between siblings, just like in this epic tale of sweeping and dishwashing drama. Will you be the hero who saves the day and finally achieves household harmony? Or will you join the dark side and let the dust bunnies take over?

    With outrageous tasks and insane stories to uncover, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your broom and get ready to sweep your way to victory! Join now and show us if you’re the ultimate chore champion.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyCultCraft

    CraftyCultCraft
    If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

    Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

    But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Crops Grown: 4267 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

    CriticalCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are trying to get in on the action? Well, guess what? Our server is so fire that even Wafiq Safa himself tried to join, but got wrecked by an IAF strike in Beirut! Now he’s in ‘critical condition’ and missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy builds happening on our server. Don’t be like Wafiq Safa, join us now and let’s show him what he’s missing out on! Just watch out for those pesky airstrikes, they can really ruin your day. Let’s get crafting, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5575
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6948 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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