Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Magic Items Found: 6975 Chimeras Created: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Love Letters Sent: 6
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Astro MC Network

    Astro MC Network

    There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8176 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server? Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2280 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7384 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 487

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

    steals your gallons Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MOH DramaCraft

    MOH DramaCraft
    Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

    Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

    So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

    LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

    But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 1148
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server
    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9668
    Chimeras Created: 2 Crops Grown: 9976
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets
    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Animals Bred: 32 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MysticHorizons MC

    MysticHorizons MC

    At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Ores Mined: 4178 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

    Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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    Parallel Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

    IP Address play.parallelmc.org
    Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
    Server Photos https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

    Server Features:

    • NEW Tricky Trials Update
    • Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
    • Custom Features
    • Active, Dynamic Community
    • Participate in Lore
    • Active Economy
    • Quality of Life Improvements
    • NO LAG

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing/looting
    • No hacking
    • Respectful behavior towards other players
    • For full rules, visit website

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 144 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7788 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Mines Excavated: 3307 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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