Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Ores Mined: 6058

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society
    Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SibSnap Minecraft Server

    SibSnap Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

    Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

    Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

    So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

    DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

    HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

    ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm
    Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

    Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

    So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

    EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

    on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

    but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

    remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • HamasGoneWild

    HamasGoneWild
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

    Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land
    lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

    Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

    ExGFemergencyPayAITAH
    So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

    And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

    But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

    So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

    BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PeakMaturityCraft

    PeakMaturityCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

    But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SwissCraft Minecraft Server

    SwissCraft Minecraft Server
    lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Alien Abductions: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

    GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi
    come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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