so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got da craziest shenanigans goin on, like, u wouldn’t believe it.

we got pigs flyin around with diamond armor, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in da streets. it’s a party 24/7, bro.

plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention we have a taco stand run by a talking llama? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so, if u wanna have a blast and meet some wacky characters, join our server now! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Emeralds Found: 1713 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

    Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

    But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

    Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

    PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

    Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

    We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

    And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Dimension Hops: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

    Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

    But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server
    Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

    CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

    Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

    BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 163
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

    Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

    But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

    Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

    FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

    But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

    Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

    Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

    Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

    Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

    So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyBunnyLand

    CraftyBunnyLand
    Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!

    Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate musical showdown between England and the rest of the world. That’s right, we’re settling the age-old debate of whether England is truly superior in music through epic Minecraft battles and dance-offs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Diamond, a rare gem that grants players the power to summon dancing creepers and exploding jukeboxes. And rumor has it, if you can find all the hidden music discs scattered across the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Notch himself rocking out on stage.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to groove your way to victory in the ultimate music showdown of the century. England may have The Beatles, but we’ve got Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!

    VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mine and craft with the power of VShojo and vtubers! Did you hear about the time Zen’s stream crashed and the whole server went into chaos? It was like creepers exploding left and right, but don’t worry, we’ve rebuilt and now we’re stronger than ever!

    Join us on this server where Froot is the master of growing virtual fruits, Haruka will karate chop any block in her way, and Mel is painting the town red (literally, she’s painting everything red). Kson is our resident souchou, leading us into battle against the Ender Dragon, while Mouse is our iron-clad warrior taking on all the mobs.

    But beware, Mata has a secret power that can turn the whole server upside down with just one stream, and Hime is known for summoning rainbows and unicorns wherever she goes. And don’t even get us started on Henya, the genius who can invent anything from a diamond pickaxe to a flying machine.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every day is an adventure and every block holds a new surprise. Just remember to watch out for creepers and keep the peace, or else you might find yourself in a virtual pickle!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 347

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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