Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant statues of chickens to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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