Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	499
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pet ChatCraft

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Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyUkrainians

alleged shooting, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, Investigating, investigation, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ores Mined:	5259
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Woof Talkers United

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come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3072
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Star Shards Collected:	258	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Emeralds Found:	3965	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1566	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

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TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	222
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Star Shards Collected:	252
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

#announcement, Allardyce, Announced, blockquotepSam, British, Coach, controversy, england, football, Football Association, football manager, hezbollah, leadership, Manager, Mayorpblockquote, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, premier league, Sam Allardyce, smp, Soccer, sports, temporary, temporary appointment, temporary leader, temporary role

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GymCrafters: AITA?

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Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.