Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
New Chunks Explored: 282993 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY