Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Buildings Constructed: 50
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY