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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY