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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Runes Activated: 0
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY