Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 29 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Runes Activated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY