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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY