Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Secret Passages Found: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY