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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
Magic Crystals Found: 24 Star Shards Collected: 64
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY