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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 9136

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY