Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY