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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
Crops Grown: 6110 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Dimension Hops: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY