Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Emeralds Found: 2015 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mines Excavated: 3604
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY