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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Love Letters Sent: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY