Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Dragon Eggs Found: 3186 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Love Letters Sent: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY