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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY