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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Magic Items Found: 1731 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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