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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
Animals Bred: 97 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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