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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Mines Excavated: 1782
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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