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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
Falling into the Void: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Towns Built: 8
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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