Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Emeralds Found: 4663 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ores Mined: 8063
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Zombie Dances: 9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Servers