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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Chimeras Created: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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