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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
Ores Mined: 3403 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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