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Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	94	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Star Shards Collected:	60	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TaurusMissileMadness

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Postgame Life 25

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are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	4390

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ores Mined:	7556	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5