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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed: 144 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY