Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DreamyHappyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts and the creepers dance the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, our server will transport you back to those simpler times, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join our server for a chance to relive your childhood memories and make new ones with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Escape to our virtual realm where you can mine for diamonds, tame wolves, and ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to test your skills in a battle of wits and strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, adventure, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the elusive Notch and become a Minecraft legend in your own right.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Animals Bred:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelPotionCraft

#sustainability, beauty industry, deodorants, environmental impact, hand-sanitizers, leave-on cosmetic products, lipsticks, marine life, microbeads, microplastics, moisturisers, personal care products, PixelPotionCraft, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, regulators, research, skincare, Sunscreens, synthetic ingredients

So, like, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think to yourself, “man, I really wish there were more microplastics in this game”? Well, do I have the server for you! We got all the leave-on cosmetic and personal care products you could ever want, from sunscreen to lipstick, all filled with those tiny plastic bits that make your skin feel oh so smooth. Join now for a chance to craft your very own plastic-infused armor and weapons, perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike. Who needs diamonds when you can have microplastics, amirite? So come on down to our server and get ready to glow like a shiny, plastic-covered diamond in the rough.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	61	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Villages Defended:	10
Buildings Constructed:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	4194	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Emeralds Found:	9097
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MythicalSMPPlayer23

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Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

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lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	824	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SecondJobSteve’sServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5021	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4787
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Runes Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Farms Harvested:	944
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.