Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Emeralds Found: 8034 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 17
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY