Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY