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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Buildings Constructed: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 37

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY