Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Towns Built: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY