Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Falling into the Void: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY