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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Farms Harvested: 753
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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