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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8797
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY