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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 7741
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY