Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY