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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Buildings Constructed: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Emeralds Found: 7635
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY