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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 421
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
New Chunks Explored: 909101 Enchantments Applied: 300
Crops Grown: 2870 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY