Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyFamilyFun

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2287	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Crops Grown:	9943	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	86	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.